Flickertail the llama and Paint the horse were walking in the field in back of Flickertail’s barn. Paint noticed a ratty old blue shoe. “I wonder how that shoe ended up there.”
“Maybe the Old Woman in the Shoe lost her home.”
“Or maybe someone tread too hard on Elvis Presley’s blue suede shoes.”
“A lost, lonely sole?”
“Perhaps someone threw the shoes out because they hurt their feet. You know, the agony of de feet.”
This is written with sole-felt apologies to Bobby Vinton, Elvis Presley, and Jim McKay and also with the intention of shoeing away your blues.